We built a bot because
phone trees are an
insult to your time.

HAIRCUT.BOT started as a Friday afternoon side quest: how fast can we get from "I need a cut" to "barber knows my name"?

Two weekends and 53 Bitly links later, we had it down to three taps. We added live wait times, then reviews, then a side-by-side compare — and suddenly it was a real product.

No app. No account. No upsell to a $9/month membership. Just the salon and the chair, the way it always should have been.